仟仟的笑话

仟仟喜欢看笑话,也会自己写笑话。主要是英文的笑话。发现他中文虽然会说,但是缺乏语感和语境,很多中文的笑话他都不能理解。

以下是仟仟自己写的笑话。

What day do pig like best? – Hamoween (Halloween)

Which name opens? Theo-door (Theodore)

When does a queen marry? when its check-mate.

What car does a clone war ride? A To-yota.

Where does a crocodile get its money? At the river bank.

What do you call two waters that just got married? Newly wets.

Which bug did the man bug marry? A lady bug

Two jokes about numbers:

What does one always visit three? Because one to (two) three.

Why is nine afraid of seven? Because seven ate (eight) nine.

What does a knight say when he goes to sleep? Good night (knight) !