What day do pig like best? – Hamoween (Halloween)
Which name opens? Theo-door (Theodore)
When does a queen marry? when its check-mate.
What car does a clone war ride? A To-yota.
Where does a crocodile get its money? At the river bank.
What do you call two waters that just got married? Newly wets.
Which bug did the man bug marry? A lady bug
Two jokes about numbers:
What does one always visit three? Because one to (two) three.
Why is nine afraid of seven? Because seven ate (eight) nine.
What does a knight say when he goes to sleep? Good night (knight) !